Goldsie's Top 5

Right, here goes:

Top 5 in no particular order

1. The presence at various times of past and present th'imps managers on the stag (Big Keith on Friday night, Schoey in the press room at St James Park). I didn't realise Nick was so well connected!

2. Playing around with the Newcastle tactics board, with the result that the next time the Newcastle team went into their dressing room they would possibly be faced with the orthodox Imps formation of 10 up front and Mazza in goal!

3. Withstanding (kind of) the persistent attempts of the stag to stitch me up with all sorts of evil shots. Think he was more broken than me by the end!

4. The much needed KFC on Friday lunchtime after taking 3 hours getting to Lincoln due to spillage of raw meat on A14

5. The excellent humour/silliness/idiocy that went on for the duration of the weekend, especially that surreal hour with the drink in the box containing all kinds of filth!

Bottom 5 in no particular order

1. Looking up from reading News of the World TV guide to see flying vomit and Nick's head hanging out of the window. Not the nicest sight in the world!

2. Disturbed nights sleep on Friday due to some very unusual noises emanating from room guest Walker

3. Am still haunted by the thought of those minibuses with hen do's in on the way back from rafting. Especially the one with no teeth. Hideous.

4. Being quite scared by that rather large girl dressed up as a policewoman or something similar

5. The weekend finishing and having to return to work