"The never-ending pint
Clint pissing himself (literally) three times whilst rafting
Caravan spotting and making up our own names for them
The bare-arsed parade as we passed the minibus full of dori
Male voice choral accompaniment to Derry's Dangermouse ringtone"
And the bottom...
1. Losing Joel's teddy on the fast lane of the A1(M) - may he rest in pieces.
2. Getting a phone call from Hicko at 2am on Sunday morning and being foolish enough to answer it - I'll regret that forever.
3. Curry Hell One - feeling like I was going to puke.
4. Curry Hell Two - nauseating stomach cramps for 24 hours.
5. Curry Hell Three - the burning ring of fire, it burns, burns, burns and the flames are getting higher.
